We were going to wait until tomorrow to fully delve into the newness that will be the new MoMA website—“MoMA.org Now Integrates Social Media Tools and Enables Users to Personalize and Share Their Museum Experiences,” apparently—which will allow people to, you know, go look at art and then talk about it in an online format, lest anyone ever want to simply go to a museum with a friend and catch up about the Kippenberger (GENIUS. GO.) over a tarte flambee. But the fluorescents finally caught up with us, and we realized why we kept coming back to our announcement. Which email read:

“MoMA Launches Resigned Website March 6.”

That’s right. Not redesigned. Resigned. Either the interns are asleep or, we’re more likely to hope, somebody over there just wasn’t completely, well, on board.