It slices. It dices. And it makes dozens of boxing kangaroo skeletons wearing Dixie cup Navy caps in just seconds! It’s the “Hybrid Tattoo Machine” from Neuma and RKS Design. “Artist and inventor” Carson Hill came up with the idea for this lean, green tattooing machine after noting the absence of eco-sensitivity in the tattoo industry: his new Hybrid operates on air power, and it’s a pretty little devil to boot. Wait a minute—what are we saying? You know, if you’re going to insist on injecting hot ink into your own flesh, wouldn’t you want the damned thing to be operating at optimal speed, using the maximum amount of energy necessary to get the job done as soon as possible? Investing this much thought and good design into a self-defacement device is definitely WTF—which is the word of the day for Wednesday FotoShoppe, so click through and freak the freak out.

Neuma Hybrid Tattoo Machine [Gizmodo]